just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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