Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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