We're like a lot better than the average bears
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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