I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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