yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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