are you so shy because you have an std?
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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