Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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