i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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