No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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