Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
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