Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
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