Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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