ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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