My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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