And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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