ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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