did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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