Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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