She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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