I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize
