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I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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