did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Randomize
