dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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