My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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