at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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