Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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