We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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