Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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