No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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