Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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