Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
literally had 100 drinks last night.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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