Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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