just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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