no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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