i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I need moral support for this bender
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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