Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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