There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I think i got beer on your cat.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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