You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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