OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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