My brain says no but my pants say off.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I smell like Dick and happiness
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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