I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
