drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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