at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
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He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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