she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I wish i was in the wii world.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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