id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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