so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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