found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
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Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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