The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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