Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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