I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
